Michael Cohen (Credit: Salon/Flora Thevoux)
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FULL NAME: Michael D – What you, a cop?
OCCUPATION: Personal lawyer for Donald Trump. Spokesman for Donald Trump. Spokesman for Donald Trump Spokesman.
1984-2002, Democratic Party
2002-2004, Republican Party
2004-2017, Democratic Party
2017- present, Republican Party
April 2005, Druid
Cohen was unable to vote for Trump in the 2016 New York primary because he was still …read more